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ZOMBIES AMONGST US.........It was late August and the start of a new moon, down by the creek near the old kutless Farm.... Melmo who was not there, so she said in later acconts got a scare of a lifetime when a convoy of military trucks came flying around the corner across the Derp bridge spilling out from the back a barrow containting what appeard to be a lifeless body as it stopped rolling by the... More
-posted by IZM at 23 Aug 2011 21:17

But then she grew some balls, and stomped the brains out of the zombie, and all of the people were saved thanks to, Melmo :D -posted by BrandeeLynn at 25 Aug 2011 03:18

hah nice ending -posted by IZM at 27 Aug 2011 23:20

MEANWHILE, at Rolo farms:

Izm raced for the basement as zombies surrounded the house. He let out a high pitched shriek as the zombies descended upon his front door. He picked up a nearby frying pan, one of the hauls he had gotten from his earlier dumpster diving endeavors, and held it up in front of his face in defense as he backed into the corner. A zombie reaches through the window breaking the glass. Izm let out another high-pitched shriek. Izumi hearing the screams runs down the stairs with a shotgun in her arms and a bagel in her mouth and fills the zombie at the window with a mouthfull of lead. However, the first zombie is rapidly approaching the poor nearly-defenseless Izm who had taken to cowering in the fetal position. Having used the only round in the gun, Izumi smacks the zombie over the head with the butt of the shotgun throwing some of the zombies remaining brains to the floor. In disgust, Izumi stomps the remaining moving pieces of the zombie and turns to Izm in a triumphant manner. She helps Izm to his feet and says
"come with me if you want to live"
As she dons her sunglasses that she just happens to have in her front pocket. Izm, who was still shaken about the attack, refuses to move on his own accord. Izumi with no other option, picks him up and carries him out the door into the sunset.

By Rolo and Melmo XD

Anyone feel free to continue. We wrote it thinking it was in the same area as the other one, so the two can meet up perhaps if people want to keep writing. -posted by Roland at 30 Aug 2011 01:34

Meanwhile...melmo was teaching the thriller choreography to a crew of zombie break dancers, while izumi and izm went looking for rolo. Rolo, was wondering around blinded by the tear's in his eyes, confused and panicked not able to see the zombie trolls approaching.. Quick thinking and lazy izm who just wanted to be carried jumped off izumi's back and grabbed the double barreled shotgun from izmui's hands and quickly loaded it with one of his finger's and his big toe. Carefully aiming he blasted one right after another, leaving Rolo covered in the stank flesh of zombie goo... 'Rolo pull yourself together' said izumi, we have bigger problems. Melmo's joined forces with a band of singing dancing zombie fighter's, like something out of westside story. 'melmo's no longer here' said melmo , or what looked like melmo with a evil laugh and a snearing grin on her face..... The army of darkness is about to fall lathed into my hands of my evil deeds, for i am the queen of evil and if you join me now, together we'll destroy this land of all things good!!! Said the goolish now zombie mutant melmo.. -posted by IZM at 30 Aug 2011 14:27

hahaha -posted by Roland at 31 Aug 2011 06:44

Introducing D WeeZ!e

"when i hear that trumpet sound, im gonna rise right out of the ground. Aint no grave can hold my body down".......the sounds of death and screams of dispair rattle in his head. he breathes out a cloud of smoke and turns the radio down. Clean dude ,yes. Yet so lonely.In a trance looking out the window as the cold dead world flies by . Not a soul in site nor a soul to call his own. Dead flesh and bones darken the already dreadful terrain. All thats left is a fender starcaster acoustic left over from a fellow band mate. Timmy Tim Tim also known as That Dude Named Timmy Tim.Ha he was the scraggliest of the scraggly . Not only scraggly but crooked , but he was his only true friend.But he tries not to keep his feelings in the past. Besides there is certainly death in his near future.

TO BE CONTINUED.... -posted by D-WeeZie at 9 Jan 2012 13:31

Back on old Kutless farm.. Rolo, Izumi, and Izm (whilst fleeing from "evil" melmo) go in search for the farm owner, Mrs K. Hoping to find some answers as to how the zombie infection started and if there maybe a cure to save Melmo or others who may be infected with the Zombie Disease (Z1D1 Virus).

Why would the others think Mrs K would know the answers? Probably because of her connections to the government and the CDC.

In their attempts to find her they are unable to. They did however find some useful weapons that happened to be unlocked and laying around as if Mrs Kutless KNEW they would on her old farm and in trouble. -posted by Kutless at 10 Jan 2012 11:44